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PNAC: Or, Neo-masters of War

(Yikes McGee)
All about the "shadow government" group, (Project for the New American Century), driving our foreign policy. Pretty scary stuff!
PNAC or The Neo-Masters of War

Hold a knife to my throat,
to my head a pistol
Nobody ever voted for Bill Kristol

Tar me and feather me,
take my girl
I never voted for Richard Perle

I don’t care what it is,
I will step right in it
Before I’d vote for Bill Bennet

They’ll take over the world
If we let ‘em
They’d like to take over the world
I’m not kiddin’

Smart but unenlightened
If the shoe fits
I never voted for Wolfowitz

Chickenhawks with convictions
I will walk away from,
I ‘d never vote for Elliott Abrams

I have been dumb,
I have misspelled
But I have never voted for Rumsfeld

They’re gonna take over the world
If we let ‘em
They’d like to take over the world
I’m not kiddin’

Boil me in oil,
Cast me into hell
I’d never vote for Dan Quayle

More scary,
Than brainy
I did not vote for Dick Cheney

Got a cat named Fluffy
I keep a dog named Reagan
Who the hell is Robert Kagan?

They’ll take over the world
If we let ‘em
They’re trying to take over the world
I’m not kiddin’

On my last day
In my final hour
I would not vote for Gary Bauer

I’d have a sex-change operation
You can call me Deb,
But I will never vote for Jeb.

They’re gonna take over the world
If we let ‘em
They’d like to take over the world
I’m not kiddin’

Gotta end this song,
But then, what’s the rush?
Did I mention I never voted for George Bush?

In fact, like half of the people,
And maybe just a little bit more,
I voted for Al Gore.